we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
i need some magic done to my vagina
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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