Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
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It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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