what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
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he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
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There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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