why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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