spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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