You surviving the open bar?
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Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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