And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
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She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
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I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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