I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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