yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
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Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
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My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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