is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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