I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
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Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
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I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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