Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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