She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
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The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
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Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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