we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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