I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
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Sacagawea was the original milf.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
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O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
its liver damage thursday
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