My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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