I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
We need to rekindle our bromance
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So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
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I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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