just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
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it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
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You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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