we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
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