Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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