My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
