how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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