The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
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finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
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and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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