Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
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A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
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You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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