So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Randomize
