...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
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