your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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