yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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