now i know why i became what i already was.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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