Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
