Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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