right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
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Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
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He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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