is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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