Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
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I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
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The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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