i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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