At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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