cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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