just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
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I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
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Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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