me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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