Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
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you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
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Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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