Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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