WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
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You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
What a dumb baby whore.
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Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
this is an emotional support booty call
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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