You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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