she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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