Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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