Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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