the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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