just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Dear god my vagina.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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