do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
try to milk me bitch
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