I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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