I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
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MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
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Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
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Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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