i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
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Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
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Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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