apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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