this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
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You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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