wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
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He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
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Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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