...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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