There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I have tasted many bathrooms
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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