also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
All the doctor said was why
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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